Welcome to the totally irrelevant and completely self-indulgent promotional website of Daniel S. Kelton.

WARNING!: This site is intended for freethinkers and is not recommended for anyone who is politically-correct, repressed, ignorant, intolerant, narrow-minded, easily-offended, prudish, puritanical, a fuddy-duddy or currently resides in the state of Alabama.

Enter at your own risk!